I am here

I'm in the ghetto that seems to be Thailand. I thought it'd be a lot more like a dilluted London crossed with Tokyo, but no such luck. I have a new phone number but I ran out the 5p of credit I put on it already. I'll stop being cheap and put a semi-significant-in-GBP on it today and text you all.

I've had ladyboys serve my whiskey already. I'm all over that shit, it's amazing.

I am not, however, about the crazy number of stray dogs and the taxi drivers. They're nuts. They'll take you anywhere for pretty much 10p if you sass em enough, but I am pretty sure that if I'm going to die out here..it'll be because of one of them.

It's nearly 6am now, so I'm going to go and wake up the other girls. I've been up since 4am reading Vogue in the bathroom with some bottled water and a bag of crisps because I missed dinner since I slept through, since I have had about 2 hours in nearly 3 days otherwise.

I miss you all already!

Expect presents shortly XD
(and a better blog entry than this)